http://www.loanmetender.net/payday/payday-loan-online.html A payday loan online - have you seen Elvis getting one? If so, write us, and tell us when and where you saw him get this payday loan online - we'll print it here. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 ELVIS SIGHTINGS, PAGE ONE This page is reserved for your letters and emails detailing your sightings of The King himself. Have you seen Elvis Preston, king of the Payday Loan? Was he taking out an instant payday loan online? If so, write us and we'll print it here. "Dear Loan Me Tender, I am almost dang near positive that I found Elvis here in Crawford, Texas. He was sitting in an internet cafe, trying to get a payday loan online, and looking sharp as ever. I went up to him and asked him if he really was Elvis Preston, but he simply looked at me, curled his lip and said, "I'm just here to get a payday loan online, son." But really, I think it was him! He was even eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich! Now how do you explain that?" - Bud, Tucson,AZ. "Hey! I just met Elvis working at a Walmart here in Louisville, Kentukcy! I didn't even realize that it was him ringing up my socks until I complimented his unorthodox Walmart employee outfit (it had rhinestones) and he said, " Thank you, thank you very much." All I can say is wow! Elvis at Walmart- who would've thought?" - Joan, Louisville, KY "Elvis is alive and well and he's living in my basement! I brought him down there to help me find a good payday loan online and he just refused to leave! He's now taken over my basement entirely, splattering the floor with his giant belt buckles, flashy outfits, and bottles of hair conditioner! I was gonna tell him to leave, but the kids have really taken to him, and he does know a lot about online payday loans!"- Carl, location withheld "It's true, Elvis is in Carl's basement. This is his neighbor Billy Bob, and I done seen him myself! See, I went down there to borrow a power saw and there he was, talking to Carl about finding a payday loan online. I didn't believe my own eyes, so I tried to pinch myself, but Elvis was still there when I done regained consciousness. You ain't got nothin' to worry 'bout though, Carl's a pretty good guy, and Elvis seems to like him. Gosh, he even helped me get a payday loan online, and I don't know nothin' bout them computers! A fast online payday loan is what saved me in the end, though." - Billy Becker, location also withheld "Hello, Loan Me Tender. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that Elvis is actually none other than Tonight Show Host Jay Leno. Or the other way around. I mean, he's pretending to be Jay, but it's really The King! See, I ran into Jay (Elvis) the other day, and he told me he was going to get a payday loan. Now why would Jay Leno need a paydayloan? He wouldn't! It had to be Elvis - he was even eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich and driving a cadillac too! Watch tonight at 12:30 EST and see what I mean!"- "Ray Lentolino", Los Angeles, CA "Ummm...I've never done anything like this, never been one to follow any fads or believe in anything beyond the reality. But I SWEAR TO GOD I saw Elvis in Tucson, standing underneath a saguaro and holding this huge gun! I mean, the guy must have taken out a payday advance loan to afford that much firepower,. and he was firing off rounds and screaming " Honky Tonk! Hoooonky TOooooonk!" into the air. That day changed my life forever. Im a believer, I've seen Elvis Preston and the payday loans online myths about his payday cash loan fetishes are TRUE. Golly!" - Jet, Texarkana, AR\ So many lonely people out there, just looking for a sign of The King. But as all the faithful Elvis Preston fan's know, there's no way he'd be seen with a fast payday loan. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.loanmetender.net/payday/fast-online-payday-loan.html A fast online payday loan is going to get everything in order for you. A fast online payday loan is a short-term loan that pays $500 or more! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0