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Loan Me Tender, Home Of "The King."
"Loan Me Tender,
loan me true,
all my dreams fulfill,
For I get my cash from you,
and I always will."
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Well, uh, hey there pretty mama.
If it's not too much to ask, I'd like to be the very first to welcome you to our site, the original online home of the rockin', rollin' payday loan. My name, as you may already be aware, is
Elvis Preston, King of the Payday Loan.
If you would prefer though, darling, you can just call me"The King." You see, I've been all around this great big world of ours, a-shakin', a-spendin', a-takin out advances, and causin' all kinds of commotion with my baby blue eyes, seductive smirk, wild body gyrations, and peerless knack for drivin' the lenders wild. Boy, do I drive them lenders wild.
And nobody does it better!
That's right, mama, from Memphis to LasVegas, blue Hawaii to Japan, I've taken out cash advances just about everywhere you can imagine. And let me tell you, it's been one hell of a wild ride. My mastery of the cash advance took me from the poorhouse to the White House, and straight from dis-graceland to Graceland. Without the financial relief provided by those advance services, I might never have been able to afford my legendary full-body rhinestone suits, giant gold belt buckles, oversized collars - and perhaps most importantly - all of those tasty fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Mmmmm. Those were good, baby, those sure were good.
Learn from The King!
Now, listen up. Whenever I need some of that sweet fast cash, all I have to do is utter three little words: "Loan Me Tender." That's right, as soon as those simple syllables leave ol' Elvis's mouth, I'm on my way to financial glory with a loan pretty momma, a small, pretty little advance. Why not try it for yourself? Say it with me now:
"Loan Me Tender."
Alright, now that wasn't so bad, was it? No, ma'am, you bet it sure wasn't. Just remember to always show respect to the folks kind enough to lend you their money. I always make sure to say, "thank you, thank you very much"whenever I borrow. Them lenders always love it when I do that.
Now do you want to learn more secrets of the lending industry? Wanna figure out them loans annd wheel like the King? That's alright with me, mama. Stick with Elvis Preston and you too will soon be living like a "king". Like "The King," that is. After all, like my good buddy, loan officer Jerry Lee Loomis always says, "there's a whole lotta lendin' goin' on."
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